And te Par-Tay Continued...

Zo, in 'onor of Zaint David Ee and my new friends te Velsh Dragons vent to Durty Nelly's for beer and zome shepherd's pie Friday night (eet vas not zadly filled vit real shepherds, very disappointing Ee know). 'Onestly, ve could no return to Dylans as ve 'ad accidently trashed te place playing "Pin te Dragon on te Keg" and zomeone, Ee vill no zay vho, burnt te vhole place down. Ee 'ave te commemorative brick on my mantle and eet ees slightly melted een a Dali zort of vay. Anyvay, eet vas good times. After te pub, ve vent down to te beach and played "Vho Can Belch te Loudest" (Ee am te proud vinner Ee vant yoo to know) and ten ve all passed out. Tose are te best dragon friends Ee ever met. Zo to continue Zaint David's Day zome more ve vent out to Egyptian on Saturday to celebrate. Tere vas much lamb (oh tose elusive shepherds...) and dancing and Ee learned how to roll my stomach from te half naked dancer and 'ad many new drinks and 'ad to sleep eet off een te park vit Ozzy zince Ee could no make eet home. Te next day Ee vent to te Russian River vit the dragons for Zaint David's Day and ve vent Barrel tasting. Now, tat's my kind of fun. Tere vas food, tere vas vine, tere vas zunshine...Eet vas a glorious vay to end the Zaint David's Day Fest 2007. I can no vait until Zaint Patrick's Day!! Ee vonder 'ow long ve can keep tat one going? Zad ting ees Ee got 'ome and Ee 'ad received my summons for court for eatting tat ticket agent vit Nessy. She got one too. Ee told 'er ve should 'ire Diamond Dave, but 'e's an Arizona laywer zo ve are back to square one. Ah at least Ee 'ave te memories of Zaint David's Days!