Grrr....Cardinals.....

Ee am very upset. Ee am zo upset eet ees been too 'ard for me to vrite!! Ztupid Cardinals! Ee spit on yoo! 'Ow could tey 'ave von? Ee do not understand! Ee tink tey must 'ave cheated, tose birds are evil!! Grrrr.....Grrr....Grrr...

Ee am zo annoyed, Ee can not eat nor drink. Eet ees impossible! Te poor Tigers. Ee 'ad zuch 'opes for tem. Tey 'ad zuch promise, zuch good game, Ee tought tey vould vin! Alors, non. Tis of course means Ee can not buy te land for te Flipside now zince Ee bet on te Tigers. Eet vas foolish Ee know, but Ee tought zurely tey vould vin, how could tey not? Grrrr....Ee tink eet 'as zometing to do vit te crime rate in St. Louis. Tey have te number one baseball team and the number one crime rate in America. Te Tigers are number 2 and live in te city vit the number two crime rate. Eef only Ee 'ad known tis information earlier Ee zurely would 'ave placed my bets differently. I vonder 'ow Zamanta vould like a bar een 'er backyard? Perhaps Ee could get a push cart and zell my drink upon the beach. Ack! Tat ees no good idea! Maybe Ee should go to St. Louis and "talk" to te Cardinals? Maybe Ee could build a time machine and make te Tigers vin or place a bet on te Cardinals. Hummm...Ee vonder how yoo build a time machine? Eef Ee did ten I vouldn't be zo poor...Vhat exactly ees a "Flux Compassitor" and vhere do Ee find a police box?