ACK!!ACK!!ACK!!! And Oter Reasons Ee 'Ate "Clubs"!!!

Vat ees vit tese people? Eh? Eh? Ee vant to know, maintenant! Ooh la la, my 'ead 'urts. Tese dinosaurs are craaazy! Zo, Ee attended my FDA (Federated Dinosaurs Association) meeting a few weeks ago and te leader of te pack ees tis crazy stegasaurus named Hildegard. Ohh, she ees zo unfriendly she greeted no one, but zat een a corner vhispering vit all 'er friends as tough she 'ad zome big secret. And ten, she started te meeting by zaying, "Well, since we can't get anyone to believe in our existance any more I propose we disband, crawl in our respective holes, and give ourselves over to extinction." Vhat ees she crazy? Ee am no crawling eento no 'ole! Tey are dark and do no 'ave a feather bed, wine, or a refridgerator! And Ee am no zurrendering to extinction! Eef Ee can live trough te Ice Age, te Dark Ages, and Disco Ee can live trough anyting! Zo vhat eef people do no believe Ee am real? Eet do no matter! Crazy, crazy, crazy Hildegard! Ee could take 'er and 'er pack down een a heartbeat! Ee 'ear stegasaurus burgers are quite tasty! Ee 'eard a rumor te Armadillo, te shark, and te Alligator vere going to form teir own club: AAS. Ee vonder eef Ee qualify? Do Ee really vant to be associated with a bunch of AASes? Perhaps Ee 'ad better go talk to my Neanderthal friends at NORAD (Neanderthals Of Radicalism And Determination).

Crazy dinosaurs...

Zo, Ee time traveled. Ee vent back een time and got myself zome good beer and vent to my good friend Sir Brett of the "Dragon Dogs on a Stick." Good times. Good times. Zo, Ee now 'ave a friend, obviously vit miraculous gifts. She blind folded me and vhisked me eento te park! Vhen Ee opened my eyes Ee vas een te middle of te Renaissance and Ee 'ad totally forgotten 'ow much clevage tere 'ad been! Ee also forgot te early versions of soda pop, garlic fries, and chinese food in te Italian Renaissance. And Ee also forgot everyone vas speaking English...vait a minute...!!! Tat vas no Renaissance!! Vell, tere goes my plan for taking over te FDA. Tat crazy Hildegard and 'er crazy visions!! Grrrrr.....Ee must speak to Nanette and te Frenchies about tis. Eet ees no vise to dupe a T-Rex. Ee does no bode vell for anyone, however, eet vas a good time. Zo Nanette ees forgiven. But next time, no silly talk about time travel!