Tere ees Noting to Zay...
Ee am fed up! No more! Ee 'ave 'ad enough! No more eenexpensive vine! Vhat ees vit tese people zerving me tis "stuff!" Do tey know vho Ee am? Ee am Maurice! Te Maginifique! And Ee do no drink bad vine! Ee also do no eat crumby cheese eiter, but yoo know 'ow eet goes! No one 'as taste anymore! Ee need to educate the masses! Ee also do no take being bossed around vell eiter. Ee can tink of a few people vho 'ave made "Te List of Consumation" and tey are een truble...big trouble, because Ee am being dispatched on a mission...For te first time in a year. Vatch out Commando, vatch out Rocky, vatch out Terminator...Maurice ees back and 'e's taking names and biting heads. However, dear readers, as long as yoo do no vork for any libraries changing their public hours yoo 'ave noting to vorry about, unless yoo are a bike rider vho no stops at stop signs, or eef you advertise eetems for sale and ten do no have tem een te store...eef yoo make tis list ten yoo should be afraid, be very afraid!!! Brewhahaha! Ruhahahaha! Ee 'ave no felt tis good een years. Eet ees time to kick some deriere and try tat 'eadcheese! First Ee vill go zee te dentist about sharpening my teeth!
Zo..."List of Consumption" now eencludes:
1. Libraries vho change their hours
2. Terrible vine and cheese
3. Bike riders vho no stop at stop signs
4. Italian food
5. Stores vho no carry vhat tey advertise
6. Smelly people
7. People on te Muni
8. People vho arbitrarily change teir minds
9. People vho can no make a decision to save teir life or my zanity
10 People vho no communicate
11. And as always, crazy people.
Ee am Maurice and yoo should be very, very careful no to piss me off!!
3 comments:
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Absolument!
I will no longer accept dinosaurs that are not pissy or French! Vive Maurice!
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