Zince Vhen Are Good Deeds Punishable?

Zo Ee vas guilted eento getting Zamanta's glasses fixed and Ee vent down to te medical center and Ee found a good place to park my tank and Ee even filled te meter for an 'our. Ten Ee stomped across te street te get te glasses fixed and 'ad to vait. Zo Ee vaited, and vaited, and vaited, and vaited, and vaited, and vaited, and vaited (yoo get te picture). After an 'our and fifteen minutes zomeone finally zaw me and 'elped me. Te voman took te glasses te a back room and disappeared for another twenty minutes and ten came back vit te glasses as good as new. No charge. Ee vas feeling pretty good and 'oped Ee vould get back to te tank before te meter maid came back. Ee zort of did. Ee got back to a ticket not for an expired meter, but to incorrect parking. My wheeles vere not properly positioned for being on a 'ill. VHAT BLEEEPING hhHILL???!!! TAT VAS NO 'ILL!!! AND 'OW VAS EE TE PARK A TANK ANYVAY TE VHEELS DO NOT TURN ZO!!!! Grrrrrrr......

Zo Ee took my ticket and got eento te tank and Ee looked up "pig-headed-parking-police" in my GPS system and drove off. Ee ran every red light, hit 16 cars, ran over 3 pedestrians--but swerved to miss te donut truck, and crashed eento the parking police's front door. Ee jumped out of te tank and began biting everyting Ee could zee and ten te Rhino came out of 'is office.

"What are you doing?" te Rhino asked. "Ee am mad!! Ee got a parking ticket and Ee do not deserve eet!" Ee zaid. "Uh huh. You expect me to believe that?" "Oui!!! Tat vas no 'ill!!" "Let me see your ticket." 'E paused for a moment and ten zaid "That hill has a 3 percent grade, I'm sorry but you will have to pay the fine." Ee got mad, Ee got really mad and ten conviently Ee blacked out. Vhen Ee awoke Ee 'ad eatten te entire office and burned eet to te ground. And zo Ee got eento my tank and vent 'ome, but stopped off for ice cream first.

And zo 'ere Ee zit vaiting for te other paw te drop. Clifford zays Ee am lucky everyone ees afaid of me otervise Ee'd be back een jail. But Ee personally tink everyone knows tat vas no real 'ill. And Ee know Ee conviently left no vitnesses zo tey can not know eet vas me. My lawyer, te Giraffe, zays no one liked te parking police anyway zo eet vas no big loss, but Ee still 'ave to pay te fine. Grrr....Grrr..Grrrrrrr.....