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Legally Blonde: a Trans-Gendered, Trans-Species Performance
SAN FRANCISCO, CA. The star of the new musical Legally Blonde was involved in a serious traffic accident today in downtown San Francisco. The star's mini coop was crushed by an oncoming tank when it made a left hand turn into her vehicle. The actress was immediately rushed to St. Mary's Medical Center where it was discovered she had a severe case of Vox Incognito and leaving her director wondering what he was going to do. "It's not like there are a million singing blondes out there who can play Elle. I was in a quandry and then I discovered the other motorist was a singing dinosaur" said Aiken. Apparently the show will open this weekend, not with a blonde actress, but a blonde male dinosaur. Meet Maurice the Pissy French Dinosaur, former operatic singer for the Paris Metropolitan Opera. Mr. Pissy French will be sporting a blonde wig and pink cravat, but critics, including this reporter, insist this will be a performance of a life time. It may be what this musical really needed. Doesn't every musical need a French Dinosaur?
4 comments:
Te rehersals are killing me. Te good news ees tat tey 'ave zet up a vine barrel for me een te Green room (vhich ees actually pink)! Just keep eet coming Ee tell tem and do no 'old back on te cheese! Maybe Ee should 'ave gone to Jenny Craig after all. Damn tose New Year resolutions!
Maurice, as long as they don't want you in a pink mini skirt I think you'll be okay. You are rather large to be sporting a mini!
Ee am no fat! Ee am big boned! Tat ees all. Ee just vould like to loose five pounds before Friday so Ee vould look slimmer!
Uhhhhhh....
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