Society Page: Legally Blonde Gala Event a Smash!

San Francisco, Ca. Opening night of the new musical Legally Blonde had an attendence most directors would have had nightmares over. The evening started with the arrival of the Basilysk, looking dapper in his tuxedo and top hat. "Of course I came to support my good friend Maurice, just because his children are going vegan doesn't mean I can't celebrate his success!" Also in attendence was The Loch Ness Monster, Nessy, in a Chistian Deor original. "Honestly lad, It's about time someONE created a positive role for dinosaurs. Congradulations to Maurice for being the first one to pull it off!" Nessy was accompanied by her new fiance "The Worm" formerly known as the-dragon-that-got-slew-by-Beowulf looking buff in his new designer "hood" gear. "Maurice? Good for him I say. I'm tired of being portrayed as "bad," what do I look like Michael Jackson or something? Really, just because I made some deal with that scrawny Wiglaf guy--who incidently nearly bled me dry with all the "Chuck, listen, if you don't pay me others will come and kill you" crap..." Nessy proceeded to interupt her darling with a "Chuck dear, it was 1200 years ago. Let it go. Remember what Dr. Faustus said: "Breathe in, breathe out, and don't spit fire..." Everyone from the Giant Squid Earle, looking stunning in his diamond studded rapper suit, to the famous Sled Dachshunds, in their Eiko "flower" originals, attended the event. "Of course we're here! We wouldn't miss an opprotunity to watch Maurice become self sufficent, would you?" Attending with the dachshunds was Captain Swiffer the Cat, also in an Eiko orignal looking like a daffodil. He seemed rather absent minded and thought he was attending a horror moving screening, which wasn't really all that surprising considering the company he was in. "Sometimes" lead dachshund Hoover Windtunnel said in his red tulip Eiko, "he thinks he's being knighted by the Queen despite the fact he's American." Regina Carpet Sweeper, dressed as an Eiko daisy, insisted "He really is good at navigation...he always helps us land on our feet in the Artic, we don't know what we'd do without him." "It was that winter he spent with the polar bears I tell you" reported Oreck, looking like a talking sunflower. "Indeed" muttered all the dachshunds in all their flora. Conspicuouly absent was THE BLOB, who is in Japan this week celebrating the annual Blob Marathon. When told of the musical THE BLOB is reported to have said "FAN-tast-IC, he owes me MON-ey."