'Ob Nobbing Vit Te Ztars...

Eet 'as been zo long zince last Ee 'ad time to post zometing original. All Ee can zay ees tat Ee am now a ztar in Zan Francisco. Eet ees FABulous, dahhhling. Zimply FabUlous! Ee eat out all te time. Ee eat a lot of lobster, zushi, and anyting vit cheese. Ee like te margaritas, the martinis, and of course te vine. 'Ow could Ee 'ave forgotten te vine? Oh mon Dieu! Eef only Ee 'ad realized my true calling vas acting Ee could have been Famous much zooner. Vell, obviously tings are going vell.

Ee and my co-star, Margarite te Chiauaua, 'ave been 'aving a blast out every night until 4 am, dining and drinking till dawn. Eet 'as been zo much fun to 'ave a friend who understands me. Ee zhould 'ave taken up vit te Mexicans years ago! Tonight ve are going out for French, Ee know eet vill be good. Eet vill be French! AAaahh, 'ow Ee love tis city!!

On Monday, Ee am off to look for a new place to live. Perhaps a mansion. Perhaps an armory. Perhaps Ee vill take over Sausalito!! Aaahh, te choices. Eet ees fabulous being rich. Ee 'ad forgotten vhat eet ees like! Perhaps Ee vill spend zome time on Ebay...Ee always vanted Elton John's rhinestone studded glasses....