'Arry Potter et Moi...

Zo, Cleefford and Ee relized last night at te vine bar tat we were almost te last persons een te vorld to get our copies of "'Arry Potter"! Eet ees a shame, tey all should 'ave come out at te same time everywhere around te vorld!! Te only people vho got tere copies later tan us vere een Alaska and Hawaii. Tose crazy Aussies 'ad probably finished te book before ve even got eet!Vest Coast living zucked last night, despite te excellent vine.

Zo after our Ahi Tuna and vine flight ve stumbled down to te bookstore vhere tere vere zo many people dressed up like vizzards, vitches, demontors, and etc. Cleefford 'ad 'is Potter glasses on and Ee dressed like a dragon. Ve vere very fetching. Cleefford even drew a passable owl in a contest, but Ee am no zo good at drawing zo my owl looked like a zad and 'arried buzzard. Ve 'ad great fun vit te mad-libs and even vorked "Gilgameshes" into eet. Ve vere especailly 'elped by an 11 year old boy vho zupplied us vit vords like: Privit Drive, Hyppogryphs, Blast-Ended Screwt, and evicerating. 'E vas most 'elpful! And ten ve lined up to get our books. Unlike te last time vhere ve vaited 2.5 hours, ve got our books een 15 minutes!! And ten ve vere zo pleased, ve got pizza too! And ten ve realized tat te people ve knew vho lived on te East Coast ordered teir books trough Amazon and ve vere te FIRST people ve knew vit te book and ve vere zo excited ve vent 'ome and read te first tree chapters! Zo take tat East Coast!!!