Te Steak Out...

Eet ees bad enough tey are stealing te flowers, but now tey are taking te garbage cans! Ee do no know vhat te vorld ees coming to! Zo Cleefford and Ee 'ave been watching te front now for veeks. Vaiting for te teives to strike. Een my anger Ee knocked over part of te new fence so Ee 'ave re-ired Ozzy to vork eet out. 'E ees coming over Zunday to fix te problem.

Zo yesterday, Ee came 'ome from te vine bar and noticed te trash can vas gone. Ee vas no zo 'appy and Ee vent around to all te neighbors to zee vhere my trash 'ad gone. Vhen Ee returned 'ome Ee found te trash can een front of te neighbor's 'ouse. Ee vas very displeased, but apparently my treating tone vorked! Zo now, Cleefford and Ee are zitting 'ere vatching te yard, eatting our steak and 'opping ve catch te culprit before midnight. Ve 'ave to go get our 'Arry Potter books, yoo know! Otervise, ve tink tey vill take te rest of te flowers. Ve do no know vhy tey are zo crazy! Ee tink Ee need to borrow 'Arry's vand and Ee can turn tem all eento eartvorms for my garden!

Een oter news Ee 'ave rid myself of being Paris 'Ilton's sponsor. Zo Ee am back to amusing myself een oter vays. Tis mostly eenvolves vine, gambling, gardening, and being French. Unfortunately, Ee 'ave to finish shopping for birtday gifts for te family. Eet ees no going zo vell. Vhy does all my family 'ave teir birtday at te zame time?!! Eet ees terrible on te pocket book! And vhat exactly does one get for a passel of dinosaurs? Ee am a dinosaur and even Ee do no know!

Anyvay, Ee must go check on te steak. Tis steak out ees zure tasty! Eef only Ee 'ad my own grill instead of "borrowing" te neighbor's. But perhaps Ee can fix tat, next month Ruffus vill be staying vit us and eef Ee can get 'im to bring a grill, te steak out vill be going much better! "No grill, no stay!" Ee vill tell 'im!