Take Yoor Dinosaur to Vork Day...

Zince Cleeford got to go Ee demanded my day too! Zo 'ere ees vhat 'appened:

Ee got to ride te muni downtown and eet vas very slow because tey zaid te cars vere zo 'eavy vit all te extra veight (too many donut shops een tis city eef yoo ask me! All tose people need to go on a diet!). Tey apparently 'ave no laws against dinosaurs riding muni like tey 'ave for dogs zo long as ve fit on top of te train zo ve did no take my tank to vork--besides parking te tank downtown ees no zo easy. Ee tink tey should let te dogs ride all te time and no let zo many crazy old men ride te muni, one man growled at Zamanta vhen she accidently knocked eento 'im and Ee got to rip 'is 'ead off. Eet really made my morning! However, vhen ve got to vork Ee 'ad to valk up te stairs because te elevator ees old and vould no support me and Zamanta (Ee tink she ate too many potatoes in Idaho. Ee told 'er not to, but did she listen...oh no she did no!) Zo ve hiked up to te fourth floor and ten Ee passed out--eet vas a very long climb Ee vill 'ave yoo know. Ve vere late tis morning and zo ve did no 'ave to turn off te alarm. Zo Ee took a nap een te library until a school group came in and vanted 'elp. Zo Ee told Zamanta Ee vould help tem. Te teacher vas annoying and failed to understand about te rules--Ee know, Ee am archivist for a day and Ee am zuddenly all about rules! Zo Ee dragged te voman to te desk and Ee took avay her bag and made 'er and 'er students sign in. And ten vhenever tey asked me for books Ee gave tem te evil eye and zaid "Puppets! Yoo vant Asian puppets? Vhat vrong vit te French kind? Yoo no like te French puppets? Vhy no?!" and tey vould quake and te snot vould come out of tere noses and eet vas great fun! Ee even got a bag o' twinkies for pushing tem out of te library from te head librarian. She eiter likes me or vas afraid of me, Ee am no zo zure. Ten Ee vas zent to Valgreens vhen zome oter people came een and Ee loaded up on snacks and brought tem back for all to zee. And Ee ate tem vhile Ee vatched Butoh videos, but Ee vas very careful to no spill any crumbs. And ten zomeone turned on te opera music and Ee fell asleep and Ee did no archiving, except Ee drooled on zome circus stuff vhen Ee fell asleep, but eet vas okay, eet vas only duplicate material and vas to be recycled anyvay. Zo ten ve vent 'ome and zomeone stole our recycling bin tere and Cleeford and Ee vent around te neighborhood threating our neighbors, but no one 'ad zeen our bin. Vhich vas zad zince ve 'ad recycling to toss. And ten Paris called me again and Ee vill no go eento tat, because Ee am still too upset to talk about eet! Besides eet 'as noting to do vit archiving and tat ees vhat tis post ees about!

Finis.